Jesus statues, wedding dresses and tattoo sleeves: Here’s the craziest stuff on Amazon Australia

This is not a drill. Picture: Quinn Rooney/Getty

AFTER months of waiting and a few false starts, Amazon Australia has finally arrived.

And so far, it is living up to its reputation as being a supplier of some of the wackiest stuff money can buy.

With millions of items just a few clicks away, we’ve trawled through the site and rounded up a list of some of the craziest items so you don’t have to.

Just in case you were in the market for a mermaid tattoo sleeve ...

COFFEE MAKES ME POOP GUM

For the person who has everything?

$4.95

Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum on Amazon Australia

HOLY FAMILY STATUE

Amen.

$33.99

Holy statue for sale Amazon Australia

VOMIT BAGS

Handy.

$17.95

Vomit bags for sale on Amazon Australia

MERMAID TATTOO SLEEVE

Nothing says “tough guy” like a fake sleeve, right?

$3.99

Mermaid Tattoo Sleeve for sale on Amazon Australia

DAPPER DOG COSTUME

If Fido could do with a style upgrade.

$39.99

Dapper Dog Costume on Amazon Australia

INFLATABLE HOT TUB

Seems risky, but OK ...

$529

Inflatable hot tub for sale on Amazon Australia

UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER

Definitely not PC.

$36.71

Ugly Christmas sweater for sale on Amazon Australia

UNICORN MASK

Because we all know unicorns are having a moment.

$27.99

Unicorn Mask for sale at Amazon Australia

DOUSING CHAIN

For the new-age enthusiasts, a Dowsing Feng Shui Smooth Cone Aqua Aura Pendulum Chain.

$44

Dousing Feng Shui Smooth Cone Aqua Aura Pendulum Chain length is 20cms

THE PEE ZORB

“A super absorbent powder that turns your dog’s urine into an easy to clean gel”.

$34.99

The Pee Zorb on Amazon Australia

‘THE HANGOVER’ BOBBLE HEAD
The ‘Alan’ Talking Bobble Head says memorable phrases such as:“I’m not supposed to be within 200 feet of a school”, “Tigers love pepper … they hate cinnamon” and “There’s a jungle cat in the bathroom!”

$418

The Hangover Alan Talking Bobble Head on Amazon Australia

WEDDING DRESS

If you’re planning a trip down the aisle soon.

$153.40

Wedding dress for sale on Amazon Australia